An Internet Haul of 30 Hilarious Tumblr Memes

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    caleblandrybones Follow beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever caleblandrybones Follow hopital 56,163 notes 8 D
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    the-memedaddy OWLS CAN SIT CRISS CROSS APPLESAUCE Ok wolf @soyeahnah it's always something new with these mafors
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    spookyearp people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that? me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it's called manners, susan. gingerkyuketsuki "do not mistake composure for ease" psychomentats DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.
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    deductiontoseductionDeactivated: mutantkitten: stunningpictureDeactivated: I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon... ascend bye bye lil sebastian
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    sugarmage Follow Get really Into a Unpopular Character Show them love and affection Can't find any content on them Can't find any content on them
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    daitheflu-mx Follow Carrying the fantasy world that I have created in my head " Me
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    wizard-email Follow fish want me women divorce me grandmasmut Follow Fish want women to divorce me wizard-email Follow fish are sabotaging my romantic relationships 34,956 notes
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    Dr Pper 23 Est.1885 detectivehole Follow a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car fer
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    Shout out to girls who don't mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don't mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don't mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which are neither pigs nor from Guinea. Y'all need to stop shouting and use your indoor voices.
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    berryciesta: batbcomic: designerreign: If Belle never found the castle... A thousand times reblog Tale as old as time Older than that guy Beauty and Maurice
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    pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say "house- wife" or "house-husband" when "House-spouse" is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? Wait, spouse rhymes with house? | always pronounced it 'spooze' in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!! Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
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    I'm sorry! I hit the wrong thing! mageknight14 No! Fifteen years ago your mother gave birth to the wrong thing! She went after his entire lifeline. clover11-10 Jade never held back her insults cut deeper than a sword
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    bepeu you ever been so stressed that youre calm gordacrybaby this is my constant state mockingjaysinmyhead my chill is fake pungent-petrichor "How are you so calm?!" "I've passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain." Source: bepeu #me
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    SAVE scottishmushroom Follow JESUS ME JESUS FORGIVE MY SINS JESUS SAVE MY SOUL AIN'T NOTHING GOD CAN'T DO! CHCE 473887 on CROWLEY So exciting to see Good Omens s3 already being promoted in the southern U.S.
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    My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming up to him, thinking he was Eric. Sometimes people get a whole conversation going while my dad stands there politely wondering why this stranger is talking to him before they stop, wide eyed, and realize "you're not Eric." None of us have ever seen Eric, but we know he's out there. Sometimes a couple years will go by without an Eric incident and we worry. But then my dad will come home like. "good news guys, Eric's still aliv
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    shmurdapunk: imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century Wow What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal's been dating all of them in the hopes of getting you to remember your first life when you originally met them. I smell a novel
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    I don't know. And I don't like not knowing. I don't know. And I really don't like not knowing. lady-hakunamatata: voldemortsblog: Does the BBC only have one script? I don't know. And I really don't like not knowing.
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    bonsigh the vet needed to shave my baby's legs for the anesthesia and now she just has little boots on, met gala invite when crazykt She got the boots with the fur
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    paper-mario-wiki if u ever find a genie and you're really craving a dessert that looks like this: do NOT say "i'd like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns" while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it's ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps. -of-muses this is an oddly specific post are you ok
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    capnquirkl: supremesaltine: live footage from ouran academy "sorry I was late sir, I had to wipe the anime off my car this morning."
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    patrickvaill If you don't propose with this don't bunjywunjy bother *me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw. bienenstok Will you be my pardner?
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    ANK THANKO YOU HANK YOU HANKY THANK YOU Have Ance YO PLEASE RENT lo-renishii: raptorific: Okay well obviously one of us is going to have to go home and change #do you ever feel like a plastic bag
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    the-macra little girls who go around after it rains and pick up the worms off the sidewalk and throw them back in the dirt are the cornerstone of our society and we should all strive to have that level of compassion for each other and for the natural world jerbu this was written by a grateful worm ndiecity Aren't we all grateful worms in one way or another
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    starlight-lilith I really cannot get over this cats face it's so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand
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    constantcaturday My gf's cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot.
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    teacupsandcauldrons But like why is there still this concept that males don't like cute mushy romantic and being emotionally taken care of? Just the other day I was cuddling with my boyfriend and after admiring him for awhile I told him, "Your eyes are so beautiful, they look like mini oceans" and I swear to god I heard him squeak in embarrassment and saw his cheeks actually begin to blush. Sometimes he likes being the little spoon and although I'm half his size I'm always happy to play jet pack
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    I heard a cardboard noise and turned around to find this tredlocity fashion
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    underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it's a coincidence they're in the same room as you 97% of the time "The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
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    michaelmakesanentrance if u don't kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little are u even doing forehead Cylightlytoasted Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic
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    For brawltogethernow *turns off the light* my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

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